YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN COLLEGE TOO LONG WHEN...
* You consider McDonald's "real food."
* You actually like doing laundry at home.
* 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends.
* It starts getting late on the weeknights.
* Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.
* You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it.
* You'd rather clean than study.
* "Oh fuck-how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night.
* Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed-and it seems normal.
* Minesweeper is more than a game-it's a way of life
* You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps.
* You know the pizza boy by name.
* You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark.
* You live for getting mail.
* Looking out the window is a form of entertainment.
* Prank phone calls become funny again.
* It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on.
* Whole wars can take place, and you are clueless (no connection to
the outside world).
* You start thinking and sounding like your roommate.
* Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth.
* Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime.
* You find out milk crates have SO many uses.
* CVS is the coolest store.
* The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday, (or Wednesday morning to
Tuesday night).
* People guard their quarters as if they're worth more than $0.25.
* You wash your dishes as a last resort of procrastination.
* "Going out for coffee" isn't fashionable--it's a necessity.
* You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been in
college too long.
*You fall out of chairs.
*You can find keys in pitch black darkness when you're drunk.
*Forget minesweeper, it's free cell baby!!
*You loose weight because the food is so bad.
*You hit your head a lot.
*When you start singing all those songs from the 1980's they play on the radio station